Aired: 9/14/1973
Felix's ex-wife visits and he thinks that he can convince her to take him back.
Aired: 9/21/1973
Edward Villella teaches Oscar and Felix how to dance while dancing to music from Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake.
Aired: 9/28/1973
Felix comes up with a scheme to prove he is more physically fit than Oscar.
Aired: 10/5/1973
Felix's new love interest is married to a jealous professional football player.
Aired: 10/12/1973
Flashback Episode: Felix attempts to salvage Oscar's marriage and ends up destroying his own marriage.
Aired: 10/19/1973
Parking nightmares for Oscar and Felix as they fruitlessly attempt to find a parking spot for their new automobile.
Aired: 10/26/1973
Flashback Episode: Oscar gets married and spends the wedding night in the Army barracks.
Aired: 11/2/1973
Felix decides to write a song for Jaye P. Morgan.
Aired: 11/9/1973
Felix makes a movie about... Oscar Madison!!
Aired: 11/16/1973
Bobby Riggs appears and tries to hustle Oscar out of all his possessions.
Aired: 11/23/1973
Oscar and Felix try to find a maid who is beautiful enough for Oscar, and clean enough for Felix.
Aired: 12/7/1973
Felix is convinced the air conditioner is haunted by a ghost.
Aired: 12/21/1973
Oscar and his dentist try to convince Felix to invest in a new product: barnacle-made glue!
Aired: 1/4/1974
In order to repay borrowed money, Oscar takes a job working in a greasy-spoon cafe.
Aired: 1/11/1974
Oscar decides to be as clean as Felix after being called a slob by his girlfriend.
Aired: 1/18/1974
Felix is afraid of flying, but he has a photography assignment in Houston. Will he overcome his fear?
Aired: 1/25/1974
The New York Metropolitan Opera's Marilyn Horne stars as Felix's new discovery, but is too shy to appear in his opera unless Oscar is in it as well.
Aired: 2/8/1974
Felix's brother tries to convince him to leave New York City.
Aired: 2/22/1974
Felix tries to get his old college band on Monty Hall's nostalgia program.
Aired: 3/1/1974
Suffering from sleeplessness, Felix keeps Oscar awake with his fussing.
Aired: 3/8/1974
Felix joins the NYPD's civilian unit.
Aired: 3/22/1974
Felix's first big assignment is to photograph a centerfold.
