1000 Ways to Die - Season 2

First aired: 12/6/2009 12 episodes

The second season features more of the bizarre ways these unfortunates have met their maker, including suffocating in a Murphy bed, exploding breast implants and choking to death on edible panties.

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Episodes

1. Death On Arrival

Aired: 12/6/2009

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

2. Death Bites!

Aired: 12/9/2009

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

3. Up With Death

Aired: 12/16/2009

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

4. Putting a Happy Face on Death

Aired: 12/30/2009

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

5. Bringing in the Dead

Aired: 1/6/2010

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

6. Gratefully Dead

Aired: 1/13/2010

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

7. Come On Get Deathy

Aired: 1/20/2010

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

8. Death Watch

Aired: 1/27/2010

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

9. Waking Up Dead

Aired: 2/3/2010

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

10. You're dead! LOL!

Aired: 2/10/2010

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

11. Dead to Rights

Aired: 2/17/2010

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

12. Dead on Dead

Aired: 2/24/2010

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.