Aired: 2/12/2009
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
Aired: 2/19/2009
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
Aired: 2/26/2009
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
Aired: 3/5/2009
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
Aired: 3/12/2009
Xavier lifts homeless vererans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
Aired: 3/19/2009
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
Aired: 3/26/2009
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
Aired: 4/2/2009
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
Aired: 4/9/2009
Xavier has amnesia.
Aired: 4/16/2009
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.