Aired: 4/20/2016
Niiiice.
Aired: 4/25/2016
Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?
Aired: 4/29/2016
Alright, alright, alright…
Aired: 5/2/2016
It’s an elementary act of deduction.
Aired: 5/4/2016
Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.
Aired: 5/6/2016
Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!
Aired: 5/11/2016
You see, this is our Facebook thread now.
Aired: 5/13/2016
Just say no.
Aired: 5/16/2016
It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.
Aired: 5/18/2016
The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.
Aired: 5/20/2016
At least Grant thinks they’re funny.
Aired: 5/24/2016
Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.
Aired: 5/28/2016
Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?
Aired: 6/3/2016
Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.
Aired: 6/9/2016
Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?
Aired: 6/10/2016
For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.
Aired: 6/16/2016
We would have crushed it in the 1770s.
Aired: 6/17/2016
Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.
Aired: 6/24/2016
Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?
Aired: 7/1/2016
If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?
Aired: 7/2/2016
Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.
Aired: 7/7/2016
Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!
Aired: 7/8/2016
A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.
Aired: 7/21/2016
Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.
Aired: 7/23/2016
If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.
Aired: 7/26/2016
You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.
Aired: 7/28/2016
Isn’t that technically a microaggression?
Aired: 8/6/2016
It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.
Aired: 8/13/2016
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!
Aired: 8/26/2016
What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?
Aired: 4/22/2016
A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.