Aired: 6/7/2011
Suck it up.
Aired: 6/15/2011
The best web strategy is one you don’t understand.
Aired: 6/22/2011
It was buried deep inside them.
Aired: 7/2/2011
There’s a first time for everything.
Too cute for words. Nice words, anyway.
Aired: 7/13/2011
He’s dead serious.
Aired: 7/26/2011
Dream a little bigger. Or at all, really.
Aired: 9/16/2011
Dig in. Pig out.
Aired: 8/24/2011
The most dangerous mind is an idiot’s.
The truth is ugly sometimes, especially if it’s made of polyester.
Aired: 8/30/2011
Some gangsters give David a hard time.
Aired: 9/15/2011
Walk a mile in your own shoes.
Aired: 9/25/2011
Jeff covers up a little too much.
You didn’t study, did you?
Aired: 10/11/2011
For Pat’s parents, it’s 5pm everywhere.
Aired: 10/25/2011
Dan tries to go glass to glass.
Aired: 11/6/2011
Say neigh to horseplay.
Aired: 11/11/2011
They’re not just happy to see you.
Aired: 2/13/2012
There are no bad ideas.
Aired: 3/6/2012
Love is blind, fortunately.
Aired: 3/1/2012
The early bird gets the drunk.
Aired: 5/17/2012
The many, many famous people I’ve met are no big deal.
Aired: 5/23/2012
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
Aired: 6/5/2012
David and Pat are too frustrated for words.
Aired: 6/18/2012
Murph falls for the grossest joke in the book.
Aired: 7/16/2012
Working together, we can become less powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Aired: 7/18/2012
Pat meets the star of “Rushmore,” “Ghostbusters,” and his worst nightmare.
Aired: 8/21/2012
We’re not “mad”.
Aired: 8/27/2012
Pat, David, and Emily shoot nothing but net.
Aired: 9/3/2012
The safest thing you can do is not listen to him.