Aired: 11/9/2009
Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
Aired: 11/18/2009
Don’t call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.
Aired: 12/1/2009
If you’re going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.
Aired: 12/3/2009
Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.
Aired: 12/22/2009
Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.
Aired: 1/4/2010
Dan should’ve worn his contacts.
Aired: 1/8/2010
She’s so courteous it’s scary.
Aired: 2/25/2010
It seems today that all you see is violence in the workplace.
Aired: 2/26/2010
Vampires are basically a sport.
Aired: 3/9/2010
Move over, old office.
Aired: 1/29/2010
It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.
Aired: 4/1/2010
Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.
Aired: 4/7/2010
Just go with the flow (of the placenta from the uterus).
Aired: 4/9/2010
Aww dude, I have the munchies pretty hard for a crisp Caesar salad right now.
Aired: 4/13/2010
It’s like going to 4th base.
Aired: 4/15/2010
Anticipation is Danger’s middle name.
Aired: 4/21/2010
The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price.
Aired: 4/28/2010
The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.
Aired: 4/29/2010
First in line at the Apple store by 250 years.
Aired: 5/25/2010
Dan is beside himself. His weird, purple-and-yellow self.
Aired: 6/2/2010
There’s no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.
Aired: 6/3/2010
There’s a party in his pants and you’re not invited, you’re required.
Reel friends! Real fun!
Aired: 5/14/2010
J-Witz ain’t too smart, yo.
Too much of a good thing leads to broken things.
Aired: 6/30/2010
It’s called a mustache because it must ache to have one.
Aired: 7/6/2010
Looks can be deceiving.
Aired: 7/12/2010
Fanship is stronger than friendom.
Aired: 6/16/2010
Decision making can be dangerous.
Aired: 7/20/2010
A sketch about nothing.
