Aired: 9/30/2017
If we didn’t want to invite you, why would we have included garlic-free tapas and a ‘blood’ option on the menu?
Aired: 11/4/2017
Katie’s office joke costume budget is over $530,000 a year.
Aired: 11/9/2017
This colossal big time piece of crap loser is the best friend I’ve ever had.
Aired: 11/11/2017
Sorry, Andrew W.K., but there IS such thing as partying too hard.
Aired: 11/25/2017
I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our YouTube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart”.
Aired: 11/27/2017
Go ahead and remove that Blue Snowball microphone from your Amazon cart. It’s not gonna work.
Aired: 11/30/2017
It has absolutely not been too long.
Aired: 12/7/2017
We had to demolish the whole office building. Thanks, Zac.
Aired: 12/16/2017
That festive-depressive time of year for bummer carols, morbid melodies, and mugs of milky liquor.
Aired: 12/18/2017
Coming up next, more of those Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics.
Aired: 12/21/2017
I got you this tattoo of a sick-ass dragon on my back for Hanukkah. You’re welcome.
Aired: 12/23/2017
Oh, Grant, relax and shut up – it all makes sense if you don’t think about it.
Aired: 1/4/2018
If everything goes according to plan, we’ll have a little bash on my deathbed.
Aired: 1/6/2018
Mayday, mayday – I’m trapped in a vortex, and none of my social cues are working.
Aired: 1/9/2018
It’s actually a really normal fetish. There’s, like, a whole subreddit for it.
Aired: 1/11/2018
Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help Raph figure out what to have for lunch today.
Aired: 1/18/2018
No one cares what the traffic was like.
Aired: 1/20/2018
I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.
Aired: 1/23/2018
I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.
Aired: 1/25/2018
Leave the grudges to those two terrifying Asian ghost children.
Aired: 2/1/2018
This sketch is funnier than famous 1920s french clown, Pierre LePie!
Aired: 2/10/2018
We finally answer the YouTube commenters’ burning question.
Aired: 2/13/2018
Can’t we all put our phones away and try to be present during this emergency?
Aired: 2/15/2018
So you’re telling me that my mom’s Sweetest Boy in World poll was wrong?
Aired: 2/22/2018
I’m supposed to write a caption but honestly I wasn’t really paying attention.
Aired: 3/10/2018
But he seems like such a nice guy.
Aired: 3/13/2018
Oh, the good (sort of) old days.
Aired: 3/15/2018
Take off your shoes in a stranger’s car just a few times, and all of a sudden you’re “disgusting”.
Aired: 3/22/2018
People are so stubborn about “rights”.
Aired: 3/29/2018
Katie is the Rain Man of making up sketch pitches on the spot.