Aired: 4/18/2017
Bad news, sir. The aliens are INTJ, and we’re ENTP. Totally incompatible.
Aired: 4/22/2017
If Grant is taller than Katie, but shorter than Zac, but Katie is taller than Zac… What the fuck is happening?!
But seriously, how tall is he?
Aired: 4/28/2017
We love having Raph around the office. On another note, why is the new janitor pitching sketches?
Aired: 5/6/2017
Oh god, next he’ll tell us how bad traffic was….
Aired: 5/11/2017
The guy who has trouble reading has us in the palm of his hand!
Aired: 5/16/2017
Oh, I lived in Chicago, but only in a small locked room.
Aired: 5/18/2017
This is dark, ancient magic.
Aired: 5/20/2017
Uhhh’ one second, I’ve got a GoFundMe page that I need to delete.
Aired: 5/24/2017
At least I have all my clothes on this time.
Aired: 7/1/2017
DMT’s still legal though, right?
Aired: 6/3/2017
The saliva activates the crystals.
Aired: 6/24/2017
Quiet down, guys! There’s a new girl, so we gotta be nice.
Aired: 6/29/2017
Oh, Grant.
Aired: 7/6/2017
Fly to Maui for two days? Sure!
Aired: 7/8/2017
Hi, it’s me, the person who completely misses the point, here to tell you, men get murdered, too.
Aired: 7/13/2017
Ahh! My glass menagerie!
Aired: 7/15/2017
I shouldn’t need to refill my gas tank on the way to your house.
Aired: 7/20/2017
“Just be yourself” only works if you’re like, super cool to begin with.
Aired: 7/22/2017
When you don’t hear what someone said to you, sometimes the best plan is to just throw yourself into a ravine.
Aired: 7/27/2017
You wouldn’t want to be rude, would you? We didn’t think so.
Aired: 7/29/2017
Not caring about anything is surprisingly annoying.
Aired: 8/5/2017
So Ally’s the hot new cheese on the pizza, is she? Oh, you boys!
Aired: 8/10/2017
The standoff to show once and for all who is the bigger garbage person: Rekha or Ally.
Aired: 8/17/2017
He’s like Stretch Armstrong left in a car console on a hot summer day.
Aired: 8/26/2017
You don’t know how to swim? But it’s so easy! Just jump in the water and swim! See? So easy.
Aired: 8/31/2017
Lenjamin hypes stuff up just a little too much. A BLT didn’t “change your life,” man.
Aired: 9/2/2017
Why can’t we just drink and hang out? Jeez, what are you, a close friend of mine?
Aired: 9/9/2017
Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you’ll say cigarettes are bad for me!
Aired: 9/17/2017
Raph’s not a fan of our Jake and Amir dolls, even though they’re made with Jake and Amir’s real hair and skin.