Aired: 9/3/2016
No one “just” tags people randomly on Facebook.
Aired: 9/10/2016
You know you’re on the right track when you look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
Aired: 9/22/2016
The evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.
Aired: 9/24/2016
There’s ALWAYS a reason.
Aired: 10/7/2016
It’s fun to have an office doppelganger!
Aired: 10/12/2016
Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.
Aired: 11/11/2016
Where the hell were you?
Aired: 11/18/2016
Our patronus is a mountain hare, which gives us the courage to say that your horoscope is ridiculous.
Aired: 11/22/2016
Gobble gobble, motherf***er.
Aired: 11/26/2016
You will never know the pain of being truly alone on National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.
If you can’t tweet ‘em, join ‘em. Or something like that.
Aired: 12/2/2016
On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?
Aired: 1/20/2017
At least Donald Duck was in the navy.
Aired: 1/24/2017
Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.
Aired: 1/26/2017
One doesn’t simply ‘leave the bar’ when the trivia begins.
Aired: 1/31/2017
Now the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.
Aired: 2/2/2017
Oh, boy, Mondays, am I right?
Aired: 2/4/2017
Finally, a meditation app to help you destress from push notifications on your productivity app.
Aired: 2/9/2017
We say: lean into it.
Aired: 2/11/2017
If you’ve never used Waze to hit on a hot mama in traffic, GTFO.
Aired: 2/23/2017
It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.
Aired: 2/25/2017
The past nine days have really changed everything.
Aired: 3/4/2017
Bending the laws of time and space; violating the laws of personal space.
Aired: 3/11/2017
You guys are such flirty little a-holes.
Aired: 3/18/2017
Be on the lookout for \Uh-Oh! Furniture Tunnel!
Aired: 3/25/2017
Netflix and extremely not chill.
Aired: 3/31/2017
Why did they have to make them all the tasty colors?
Aired: 4/4/2017
It’s called letterboxing.
Aired: 4/8/2017
I guess my eyes have just evolved to be like, so progressive.
Aired: 4/11/2017
No one cares about elves, Trapp.