The Red Skelton Show - Season 19

1. Pop the Astronaut

Aired: 9/23/1969

2. The Happening That Happened in Taxes

Aired: 9/30/1969

3. You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try

Aired: 10/7/1969

4. The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son

Aired: 10/14/1969

5. Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday

Aired: 10/21/1969

6. John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits

Aired: 10/28/1969

7. The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You

Aired: 11/4/1969

8. Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two

Aired: 11/11/1969

9. Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters

Aired: 11/18/1969

10. There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is

Aired: 11/25/1969

11. It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better

Aired: 12/2/1969

12. He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round

Aired: 12/9/1969

13. The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens

Aired: 12/16/1969

14. Episode 14

Aired: 12/23/1969

Barbara Bain plays a journalist who is hired by a newspaper to locate and expose the infamous San Fernando Red, operating at a nearby carnival. In "The Silent Spot," Red "helps" his wife prepare for a New Year's eve party and causes nothing but trouble.

15. Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free

Aired: 12/30/1969

16. You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back

Aired: 1/6/1970

17. If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?

Aired: 1/13/1970

18. There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business

Aired: 1/20/1970

19. Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?

Aired: 1/27/1970

20. Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?

Aired: 2/3/1970

21. When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country

Aired: 2/10/1970

22. People Who Like People Are Cannibals

Aired: 2/17/1970

23. The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas

Aired: 2/24/1970

24. Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home

Aired: 3/3/1970

25. Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With

Aired: 3/10/1970

26. He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe

Aired: 3/17/1970

27. San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible

Aired: 3/24/1970

28. Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home

Aired: 3/31/1970

29. Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars

Aired: 4/7/1970