as Burt Callahan

as Jonathan

as Professor Bennett

as Pierce

as George Hermannhof

as Henry Slate

as Callaghan

as Boone

as Sully (voice)

as Richard Doyle

as Armored Guard 2

as Chester (Badsville Ace)

as Private investigator

as Angry Driver

as Ray

as Pastor

as Bellhop

as Fictional President Davidson

as Gordon Snell

as Father Randall

as Mr. Adams

as Infomercial Father

as Bill

as Officer Daniels

as Bobo

as Mr. Brentwood

as Sheriff Link

as Mason

as Homicide Detective

as Uncle Jerry

as Billy Joe

as Louie

as Barry

as Father O'Connell

as Lt. Helms

as Wilkins

as Danny Flanagan

as Larry Alden

as Parker

as Fantasy Uncle Manny

as David Mulholland

as Steve

as Danzing

as Lt. Sullivan

as Agent Smith

as Peter

as Eric Langley

as Mark Jones

as Leon Jackson

as Lance

as Jonathan

as Ferguson

as Dr. Elliot

as Burt Wald