as Bernie

as Cert

as Derek

as Jacques-Jean / Emerald Joe (voice)

as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein (voice)

as Self

as Mr. Monroe

as Maurice's Ex

as Not-Yet-Out Gay Guy

as Net'l (voice)

as Tex

as Licea (voice)

as Erastus / Isaac (voice)

as Mark

as Tom

as Magistrate (voice)

as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein

as Majestrate / Jeramiah (voice)

as Gerald

as The Psychic

as Attendant #1

as Prince Valium

as Neal Tanner

as Eddie

as Monroe Ficus