as Calvin Baxter

as Narrator

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Mam

as Roland

as Barry Grossman

as Self

as Himself

as Leon

as Major Prickles (voice)

as Karl

as Narrator

as Montfleury

as The Colonel

as Self - Participant

as Doug

as Himself (archive footage)

as Tony Shepherd

as Ted

as Frank Hathaway

as Gary

as Dennis Feldman

as Richmond the BOA Official

as Touchstone

as Mike

as Syd Noble

as Les

as Self - Host

as Les

as PC Walt Everett

as Francis

as Phil (segment "I Don't Care")

as Graham Woods

as Stanley Booth

as Les Doyle

as Duncan World - Rollercoaster Alan

as Phil

as Dad

as Graham

as Frederick Finch

as Sgt Miller

as Vic

as Howie

as Jess Yates

as Eddie

as Harry Fielding

as Legge

as Dave

as Gregg

as Sheldon

as Wayne Taylor

as Daniel Chalk

as Paul Coppin

as Dave

as Clive

as Sheriff

as Howie

as Peter Preston

as Darren Mortlake

as Alan

as Hermes, Stage Manager

as Mark

as Finch

as Big Mick

as Dave Bolton

as Eddie Bell

as Gregory

as Johnny Tyler

as Dave Bolton

as Neville Notts

as Governor

as Zosimov

as Man at Bar

as Professor Elias Blackwell

as Mr. Ffotherington

as Zosimov

as George, Journalist #1

as Phil

as Euros

as Sergeant Rohmer

as Leonard

as Leighton

as Giant

as Mr Price

as Father Christmas

as Martin Pond

as Bob Hobbs

as Chuckie Lurgan

as Derek

as Timmy Lambert

as Ricky Burton

as SWAT Team

as Bernie

as Eddie Rowbotham

as Fred Loam

as Antler Man

as Ambulance Man

as Sgt. Redbridge

as Barman

as Richard

as Paul Partridge

as Jim