as Father Carlo / Coot (voice)

as Mr. Dalmer

as Ashley Cordray Esq.

as Earl

as Teddy's Father

as Anchor

as Fabrice

as News Anchor

as Dancer

as Chance

as Ken Stevens

as Richardson

as Frankie DeLuca

as (voice)

as Himself

as Mr. Morrison

as Voice of Cupid

as Fly (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Chuck Steak

as Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Officer Hunter

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Emergency System / Gen. Abercrombie (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Yokian Waiter (voice)

as Storm Reno

as Black Helmet Man / The Interviewer / TV Anchor (voice)

as Lazlo 'Ted' Wozzeck

as Thummy / Don Bazzarzini / Wartz

as Security Elf 1 / Flippy (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Commercial Narrator (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Flippy (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / TV Announcer (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Mr. Vortex (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Jenson / Skeezicks (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Octopus Man (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Instructor (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Clerk (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / General / Alien Man / Emergency System / Gleason Like Creature (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Man (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Announcer (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Eddie / Newt / Gomer (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Pilot / Arena Guard (voice)

as Fred / Narrator / Bank Depositer / Millionaire (voice)

as The Interviewer / TV Anchor / Elvis / Lookout #2 / Rich Man at Dinner / 'Shuffle Board Finals?' (voice)

as Announcer

as Albert Mayo

as Black Helmet Man (voice)

as Jack

as (voice)

as Dad (voice)

as Joel Hemmert

as Pitch Monster (voice)

as Tom Keats

as Brett McInerny

as Coach

as Self

as Rob Hackett (voice)

as Tony Lane

as Self - Host

as Alec Berg

as Dr. Skip

as Billy Joe Walker