as From 'Small Town Girl' and 'Kiss Me Kate' (archive footage)

as Emcee

as Danny

as Hector

as Eddie

as Phil Livingston

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Monty Burns

as Harry Lovett

as Danny

as Eddie Randolph

as Ens. Rutherford Chandler

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self - Performer

as Self - Host

as "Gremio"

as Ludwig Schlemmer

as Dobie Gillis

as Bobby Van (uncredited)

as Artie Pilcer

as Self

as Self