as Cernunnos (voice)

as Rayden / Goro (voice)

as Vladimir Goudenov Grizzlikoff / Angry Citizen / Sailor (voice)

as Arnold (voice)

as Cool Hands Luke (voice)

as Coolhands Luke (voice)

as Doc Terror (voice)

as Man in Dress

as Eeyore (voice)

as Bruno Betinger

as Bubba

as Mike Fink / Flatboat Sailor (voice)

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Fellini

as Lyle W. Farber

as Lou McDermott

as Big Maury Kowalski

as Veteran Player #2

as Maharishi Friedman

as Benny Apa

as Jenab

as Colonel Kurt Eckert