as Self / John Jacob McAllister / Charlie Fitzgibbons

as Self / Penelope

as Self / Ferryman / Laura Alice / Beelzebubette / Vibe Runner #3

as Self / Annabelle Parker / Barkeep's Daughter / Bank Customer / Billy / Pig

as Self / Darrell-Dara / Nathan's Bully / Cybertruck / Tesla Driver / Child / Secretary

as Self / Jonnie / Mom / NYPD Receptionist

as Self / Wilhelm / Lucy / German Farmhand / Big Jim Clive / Sheep

as Self / John Kipling

as Self / Astrid / Artemis / Rudolf / Luke Manning (Self)

as Self / James Lawrence / Detective Flynn

as Self / Greg Gregg

as Self / Clarissa Suzanne Jenkins

as Self / Frankie

as Self / Young Bill Hannigan / Mr Twilliger

as Self / John Hobson Jr

as Self / Michael's Father

as Self / James / Andrew / Loompa Zonka / Nazi Soldiers / James / Danish Panda Curling Expert

as Self / Donnie / Rupert Sr. / Lazlo / Little Jeffrey Archer / Doctor Keith / Alessandro

as Self / Clarissa / Conductor / British Transport Policeman

as Self / Titch

as Self / Marty Sr.

as Self / Father / Keeper of the Oil

as Self / Toby / Detective Clancy

as Self / Geppetto

as Self / Troll-Son / Grandad

as Self / Helga Vondebüren / Guardsman

as Self / Snowdrop / Little Krampus / Airport Staff Member #1

as Self / Stevie

as Self / Sandra

as Self / Julian / Greggs Employee

as Self / Petrova Romanoff / Janusz / Kaiser Wilhelm

as Self / Mr McGinnery / Hare

as Garden of Allah Waiter

as Self / Officer Jenkins / Gasoline Salesman / Jemima / Spot the Dog / Beekeeper / Jack / Dr. Thinklebuere / Joan James

as Self / Egbert / Sally / Hans / Hans' Older Brother

as Self / Jemima Steven / Gareth / Toby

as Self / Darling / Johnny

as Self / Jeremiah / Sally

as Self / Andrew / Police Captain / Weatherman

as Self / Fullset O'Hands / John's Wife

as Self / Detective Johnson / Scottish Robin

as Self / Sarah / Hans

as Clive Watts

as Mike