as Dan

as Self

as Self

as Brad

as Himself

as Guy

as Officer Mitch Maloof

as Bud

as Reggie

as Bob

as Ralph

as Himself

as Matt

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Dr. Samberly

as Terry

as Self

as Injured Deer (voice)

as Jeremy

as Self

as Dennis

as Confederate Guard

as Himself

as Virginity Jesse

as Self

as Gene

as Kevin

as Highway Patrol Officer

as Darrell

as Grandpa Mathis

as Detective Ron Mathis

as Dale

as Mountain Police

as Gary Halberstadt

as Odell

as King Arthur / Vampire Nazi / Last Man On Earth

as Rick

as Deli Customer

as Detective Bastard

as Self

as Bruce Springsteen