as Humpty Dumpty (voice)

as Gnat

as Bergman

as Preacher

as Dr. Farrington

as Self

as Mayor Otis Harper Jr.

as Mayor Otis Harper, Jr.

as Ghost (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Captain Taylor

as The President of the U.S.

as Hallway Man

as Drunk

as The Professor

as Harrison Harper

as Self

as Self

as Father Mouse (voice)

as Dingo

as Self

as Self

as Albert Berry

as Self (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Self - Cameo

as Henry Terkel

as Francis Clover

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self - Co-Host

as Marshall "Mickey" Briggs

as Horace Best

as Self

as Self

as George "Hotsy" Hamilton

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self - Comedian

as Self

as Host

as Eddie Miller

as Elroy Morgan

as Dr. Ben Cagey

as Tooloose Latrec

as Mr. Winkle

as Dr. Stroodel

as Richard Cornwall III

as George Goodbody

as Self / Christopher Columbus

as Self / Egbert the Amnesiac

as Self / Horace the Henpecked Husband

as Self / Alexander Ragtime / Jed Dinglejumper

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self - Mystery Guest

as Self

as Self