as Self - Interviewee

as Colonel Archibald Smithson

as Toby

as Dr. Roger Full

as The Master

as Dr. Pangloss

as Doolittle

as Heulog Wynnes-Jones, M.A.

as Frank Stewart

as The Master of the Land of Fiction

as Gant

as Howard Rogers

as Jack Watson

as Robbie Ross

as George Longford

as Richard Dukes

as Courier 326

as George Wheeler ("You Killed Elizabeth" segment)

as Robert Matthews / John Barlow

as Vicar

as Joe

as Tom Thomas

as Chris Merryman

as Terry Russell

as Frank Cheeryble

as Michael Halliday

as Lt. Joszi Molnar

as Ned Cotterill

as Mob member

as Sq Ldr Carter

as Young Naval Officer from HMS Milano

as Bob Ashley, Radio Operator in B for Bertie