as Sairaanhoitaja

as Moominpappa (voice)

as Esko Ahvonen

as Lanttulonkero-mies

as Gösta Lundsten

as Voiceover (voice)

as Eino Viheriävaara

as Veli

as Sakke

as Santtu Luoto

as Esa

as Teukka

as Mikko

as Touko Reiman

as Kolin Martikainen

as Luutnantti Grönvall

as Seppo Sorjonen

as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator

as Peni Turhapuro

as Alikersantti Hönö

as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri

as Seppo Sorjonen

as Gas Station Thug

as Vesa Rajala

as Mikael

as Tony

as Hapa

as Alikersantti Sulonen

as Punapää

as Alpo "Allu" Korva