as Furray / Mysterious Narrator / Security Guard (voice)

as Marcus / Bus Driver (voice)

as Death Metal Robot / Presto (voice)

as Marcus (voice)

as Marcus / Cowboy (voice)

as Marcus / Eventgoer #4 (voice)

as Pizza Delivery Person / Timmy (voice)

as Chip

as Marcus / Security Guard (voice)

as Marcus / Francois (voice)

as Marcus / Camera Crew (voice)

as Marcus / Presto (voice)

as Col Yarvis

as Professor Walton

as Marvin

as Simmons

as Moderator

as Jack Tannor

as Chip

as Det. Walker

as Detective Vernon

as Captain Conniff

as Dr. Baxter

as Waiter

as Paramedic

as Samuel

as Corey

as Security Guard

as Bill

as Ronald

as Reporter Martin

as Officer

as Preston Hull

as Fireman

as Harold Simmons

as Officer Byron Tate

as Sgt. Gates

as Policeman

as Officer

as Captain Kane

as Coach Meyers

as 1st Lt Winters

as Sheriff Tom Jasper

as FBI Agent Godfrey

as Cop

as Detective Tragg

as Officer Reece

as G-Man

as Mall Security Guard

as Andy Kochofis

as Photographer #2

as Army Sergeant

as Carl

as Detective

as SWAT Captain

as Cop at Holding Cell

as Policeman

as Officer Dan Hill

as Lighting Guy

as Detective

as Officer Smith

as Workman #1

as Cop