as Cold Open Scientist #1

as Ron (voice)

as Bob Devore

as Cultist

as The High Priest

as General Negligence

as Arman Driver

as Opthomologist

as Barry

as Bartender

as Group Leader

as Self

as Richard / Flying Pig (voice)

as Narrator

as Chuck

as Ron

as Ron Lynch

as Ron (voice)

as Funtime Exec (voice)

as Tourist

as Mr. Arbor

as Michael Borchardt

as Award Show Announcer (voice)

as Man in Fitness Infomercial

as MIDI Announcer (voice)

as Musky Tusk Announcer (voice)

as Dr. Lynch

as Doctor

as Anorexia Counsellor (voice)

as City Council Member (voice)

as Mr. Lynch

as Ronald Lynch (voice)

as Stranger

as Felix Foob

as Ron (voice)

as Lance Corporal Judge

as Hot Dog

as Abraham Lincoln