as Shelly

as Tracy

as Gwen

as Zelda

as Mrs. Patterson

as Brenda

as Theatre Goer

as Tania

as Electrisha (voice)

as Voice Over Coach

as Peach

as Louise

as Pageant Mom

as Suzette Williams

as Pam

as Loretta

as Tonya

as Jawless Peggy Weggy / Pristine Klimer / Debbie Klimer (voice)

as Marcie

as Self

as (voice)

as Dr. Barnes

as Tallulah

as Various

as Moonbeam

as Roxanne

as Mary-Lou Murray