as Santa (voice)

as Cellmate

as Chet Greenfield

as The Country Singer (voice)

as Bartender #1

as The Vector

as Mr. Sergei

as Dr. Goldberg

as Charles Wiley

as Tom Peterman

as Richard Nixon

as George Hall

as Shadowy Man

as Caseworker

as Josef

as Charlie

as Statistician

as The Bartender

as Maynard

as Cabot

as Sheriff Jenkins

as Gem Club Gambler

as Robert Kipp

as Lt. Askew