as Narrator (voice)

as Himself

as Narrator

as Himself (Narrator)

as Gastric

as Himself

as Eric Lofthouse

as Tommy Skinner

as Sergeant Brown

as Self - Participant

as Self

as Geoff

as Andrew

as Les / Lesley

as Self

as Dave Miller

as Paul King

as Derek

as Ian

as McArdle

as DCI Duggan

as Mike Fiddler

as McArdle

as DCI Colin Duggan

as Mr. McCarten

as Mr. Mulcaster

as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

as Bertie Masson

as Reg

as Self

as Dalton

as Mr Grimes

as Malcolm Cromer

as Mr. Nightingale Sr.

as Jacob Collins

as Eric

as Foxy

as Mr Lang

as Grandad

as Ronnie Goodall

as Sandy

as Dave

as Dick

as Cedric Shanks

as Reg Toomer

as Tramp

as Syd Lemon

as Father

as Dennis

as Ken Gardiner

as Riff Raff

as Dennis Patterson

as 'Dirty' Charlie Hoggy

as George

as Phil

as Phil