as Self

as Victor

as Lee

as Uniformed Mercenary

as Cooper

as Ross Hardison

as Adam Clark

as Self

as Randy Oaks

as Munson

as The Fire Marshall / Forearmageddon (voice)

as Coach Spinello

as Armed Terrorist Tucker

as Grady

as Vice Principal Sludge

as Simms

as Doug Normous

as Slade

as Chet

as Deputy Slad

as Jason Bumgarner

as Sergeant Tuers

as Carl

as Turbo

as Ludwig

as the Doorman

as The Captain

as Steele Manheim

as Soldier

as Hans Saxer

as Fist

as Sweeney Brother

as Hawk

as Krause

as Yuri Volkoff