as Rutherford B. Hayes

as Kidnapper

as Principal Vegas

as Melvin

as Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)

as Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall

as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as Humpy / Baker / Brother

as Detail Supervisor

as Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)

as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)

as Bus Driver

as Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as Nervous Guy

as Shorty

as Hockey Fan

as Venetta

as Paul

as Man

as Mike Milken

as Party Guest

as Man on Bus

as Plugsy (voice)

as Major Asshole

as Security Guard