as Marnie (Voice)

as Reggie (voice)

as Miss Bivvins (voice)

as Miss Bivvins / Milky (voice)

as Cupcake (voice)

as Jumbo's Mom / Tea (voice)

as 'We Are All Women' Charity

as Sara (voice)

as Lizzie (voice)

as Reggie / Flaps (voice)

as Mother

as Ayesha (segment "Tape 49")

as Lizzy (voice)

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Goopey Girl

as Abed's Annie

as Coco Swales

as Jimmy (voice) / Sue (voice) / Coworker (voice) / Baby (voice)

as Lisa (voice) / Carol (voice) / Marisa (voice) / Waiter (voice)

as Mom (voice) / Little Joshua (voice)

as Little Joshua (voice)

as Molly Ringwald / Claire Bender

as Claire Bender

as Wife

as Little Timmy (Boy) / Samantha

as Mom (voice)

as Chinese (voice) / Armenian Girl (voice)

as Samantha

as Tammy

as Barbra

as Self

as Himself

as Cyndi Lauper