as Micha

as Ole

as Self

as Domenico

as Stavros

as Kaduk

as Landowner

as Udo

as Herbert

as Piraten Käpt'n

as August

as Michael

as Doktor Sprengel

as Anwalt

as Polizeikommissar Michael Schubert

as Larry

as Balduin

as Pontenagel

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Herr Wittner

as Fuchs

as Bruno

as Herr Grube

as Rolle

as Enno Kluge

as Träumchen

as Charly

as Schui-Franz

as Leiter Seniorenheim

as Shop Owner

as Mann

as Rolle

as Teltow, der Hausmeister

as Oscar

as Eugen

as Lothar

as Joseph Rossmann

as Kalle

as Johann Fischbrenner

as Ludger Behnken

as Freddy Rossmeißel

as Hermet

as Uwe Roberts

as Jens Völkel

as Waiter

as Wirt

as Aki Lührs

as Prof. Olaf Freising

as Clemens Rottluff

as Slupor

as Kurt 'Königin' Brauner

as Flo

as Udo

as Kammerdiener Heinz Linge

as Chucky Norris

as Charly

as Mr. Obermüller

as Self

as Vincent

as Oskar

as H

as Hans

as Schleuser

as Smeerlap

as Bauer

as Maries Vater

as Hauke Sponbiel

as Klaus Bitz

as Philip Melanchton

as Paul

as Loco Satano

as Narrator

as Danny Osterwald

as Gabriel

as Billy Andrews

as Courier

as János Valuska

as Günter, the German

as Gamasche

as Viktor

as Steini

as Bruno

as Freddi

as Knarek

as Edgar

as Rudolf Herzog

as Mr. Kruse

as Severin

as Bill

as Dehnert

as Bruno

as Peter, Laborer #2

as Eierklatscher

as Hansi Wagner

as Oliver Pfeifer

as Bloch

as Rüdiger Wilke

as Christian Brenner

as Matz Roloff

as Killer Petteri Salokangas

as Self

as Wolfgang