as Our President

as Adam Wolak

as Zygfryd Kuźma

as Minister Ryszard

as Czorny Senior

as deputy prime minister Sekuła

as Adam

as deputy prime minister Sekuła

as Leonid Breżniew

as 'Palacz'

as deputy prime minister Sekuła

as Santa Claus

as Ojciec

as Mieczysław Paczulski

as Staszek

as Komendant

as komisarz Tadeusz „Chudy” Chudziszewski

as Paweł Kozioł / Piotr Kozioł

as SS-Hauptsturmfuhrer Harry Sauer

as pułkownik Jabłuszenko

as Kokosz (voice)

as Rich Man

as Orderly

as Piotr Kozioł / Paweł Kozioł

as Rysio, producent "TV Max"

as Piotr

as Karol Krawczyk

as dentysta

as Perełka, kuchmistrz Cześnika

as On Sam / Karol Krawczyk

as Ryszard

as taksówkarz wiozący Koreańczyków

as dyrektor Svoboda

as Karol Krawczyk

as Policjant

as ksiądz

as German at "Gejsza"

as Restaurant Owner

as Przewodniczący

as Adwokat Krzyśka

as w roli własnej oraz jako Karol Krawczyk

as Karol Krawczyk

as Max Rajner, brat Roberta, bratanek Jadwigi Kurcewicz

as Barkeeper

as kierowca

as "Mały", człowiek "Baby"

as Dowódca straży

as złodziej skutera wodnego Michała

as porucznik Brzóska

as "Gruby"

as facet pilnujący autobusu na stadionie

as polski skin w pociągu